1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,999 It smells fantastic. Talk us through a little bit 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,759 about how you make your wonderful croissants. 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,199 OK, well, the trick is the lamination, 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,999 because if you cut it open like this, 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,439 you can see inside, you've got all these layers. 6 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,599 And that is a combination of butter and pastry... 7 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,439 Oh, God! 8 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,039 You woke me up again. 9 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:21,439 How can you hear the kettle over that TV, Mummy? 10 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,119 Has that been on all night? 11 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,239 I always sleep with the television on in my own house. 12 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,639 Well, it's not your house and I need to get to work. 13 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,919 And please, Mummy, can you tidy up a bit? 14 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,879 It's like living with a student. 15 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,359 I'm homeless, Amanda. 16 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,079 You're not homeless, Mummy. 17 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,559 You're between a four-bedroom house and a six-bedroom house. 18 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,039 And any day now, we could be exchanging. 19 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,799 Well, while I'm in limbo, THIS is my bedroom, 20 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,479 and I don't see why I should have to tidy up. 21 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,719 I mean, that's exactly why one has a cleaner. 22 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,079 I don't have a cleaner. I am my own cleaner. 23 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,279 Oh. So I shouldn't put my used towels in the bath? 24 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,799 KETTLE CLICKS 25 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,399 Will you let me know if the estate agent calls, Mummy? 26 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,880 Yes. Oh, damn it, I'm going to be late. 27 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,999 Why is the fridge not working? Because I turned it off. 28 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,360 Its buzzing annoyed me. 29 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,239 Unbelievable. 30 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,279 And, Mummy, please, can you open a window? 31 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,079 It stinks in there. 32 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,600 DOOR OPENS, SLAMS 33 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,279 Whoa! There's a lot of dogs you got there, Fi. 34 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,839 Yeah. Hugo, Bobby, Snowball, and my newest signing, Shakira. 35 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,839 It's great you're so busy. 36 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,799 You're like the Deborah Meaden of dog walking. 37 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,919 Yeah, I can basically cover all our household bills now. 38 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,319 So it means when Della gets back, 39 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,679 she can have a proper break from bloody cooking. 40 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,639 She deserves a sabbatical. 41 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:49,359 It's her turn at the basket weaving, or whatever she fancies doing. 42 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,679 I wish I was in a lesbian marriage. 43 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,039 Just so considerate. 44 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,679 No offence, JJ. Oh, none taken. Ha. When's Della back? 45 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,999 Friday. I cannot wait. She literally flies in for the prom. 46 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,359 Guys, can you believe that our babies are going to the proms? 47 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,959 Aw, they're all grown-up! Oh, Fi, I might have to borrow your high-vis 48 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,839 for the big night because I have volunteered to man the gangplank. 49 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,359 Ha! Is the prom on a pirate ship? 50 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,159 It's a river cruise. 51 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,599 Surprisingly up-market for Haycroft. Mm. 52 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,999 And you know what? I think a prom on a boat is a lovely idea. 53 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,199 Yeah, because when I think of sort of drunk teenagers, 54 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,239 I obviously think open water. 55 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:27,159 OK, there will be no illegal substances on my watch, 56 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,239 thank you very much. 57 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,879 I know every trick in the book. 58 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,879 I was once a teenager, too, you know. 59 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,519 My friends and I once smuggled a hamster into mass. Oh, God. 60 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,279 Is that the hamster story again, Anne? 61 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,479 Er, boys, what are you doing? There's a game going on here. 62 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,159 Guys, we're in the middle of a match. 63 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,039 What are you playing at? Darius! 64 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,759 Oh! What?! He's doing his promposal. 65 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,319 The hell is a promposal? Who thought of that stupid word? 66 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,399 I think it's romantic. 67 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,959 I think it's an apromination. 68 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,959 Oh, here we go! 69 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,679 Georgina Felicity Maureen... Maureen? 70 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,920 I know. That's Johnny's mother's name. 71 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:00,999 ...will you go to prom with me? 72 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,199 Yes! 73 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,519 CHEERING 74 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,399 STRANGED SOB Oh, Anne... 75 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,239 Sorry. Sorry. I know it's the pregnancy hormones, 76 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,719 but I'm just thinking of my little Darius and his little tuxedo, 77 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,999 like a tiny James Bond. 78 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,319 Tiny James is the size of Jaws from James Bond! 79 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,799 Well, spread the word, guys, cos this year's afterparty 80 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,639 is going to be at Senuous HQ, aka our house, 81 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,879 and it's going to be lit. Oh, sorry, Mum. 82 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,159 There's actually been a change of plan. 83 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,919 We're all going to Becky Salter's house now. 84 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,839 Her house is massive and her parents are getting 85 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,159 the carpets changed anyway, so... 86 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,519 Oh, cool. Yeah. 87 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,039 That does sound dope, actually. Yeah. Yeah. 88 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,319 Well, we'll do the pres. 89 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,279 What are the pres? Pres. Pre-party. 90 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,319 It's actually way cooler than the afterparty. 91 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,519 Girls only, aka the Squad. CHUCKLING 92 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,759 Georgie can be Taylor, 93 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,839 I'll be Selena and Morten can be Blake. 94 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:52,039 Oh, come on, at least let me be Gigi. OK! 95 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,159 AMANDA CHUCKLES 96 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,839 Best Mum ever, right? 97 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,119 Mum, you know what would look amazing with my dress? 98 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,279 What? Your blue vintage shoes. 99 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,959 They're not vintage. I wore them in my twenties, 100 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,519 and they cost more than a term at a mid-table prep, so, no. 101 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,599 All right, I got me some pres to plan. 102 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,999 Well, while you guys are doing that, 103 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,679 Darius can come to us for a shit and a shave before the prom if he wants. 104 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,319 Lovely. Yeah. OK, cool, 105 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:17,079 so should JJ and I come over to you and wave them off? 106 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,639 Nice. That'd be good. 107 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,439 Yeah. I mean... 108 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,519 O-Or we could do it at yours, you know? 109 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,159 I'm easy, that's fine with me. Yeah. 110 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,839 Oh, no. Mal, we should do it at yours 111 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,319 cos then we can all chip in for the limo. 112 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,759 I mean, they're inherently naff, 113 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,559 but teenagers don't seem to know that, so... 114 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,559 We had a limo at our wedding. Yeah. So... 115 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,160 Congratulations. 116 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,840 See you Friday for the pres! 117 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,639 DOOR OPENS 118 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,919 I'm back! Hello. 119 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,479 Any news from the estate agent, Mummy? 120 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,640 Uh-uh. 121 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,919 Why are you still in bed? 122 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,439 I need to start setting up for the party. 123 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,439 Well, it's not my fault I slept so terribly. 124 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,399 Your downstairs neighbours started hoovering at 11am. 125 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,079 How can you even hear the hoover over that TV? 126 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,399 Please get up, Mummy. 127 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,439 I need to turn this room into a spa by 2pm 128 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,559 when the girls arrive. Well, if you're going to be in here, 129 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,999 where exactly am I supposed to watch Wimbledon? 130 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,679 I'm helping the crew get ready, so it's not my concern. 131 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,960 This is the designated VI-Pres Area. 132 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,479 AMANDA GASPS What is this? 133 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,599 Gross, Mummy. What? 134 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,160 I did it out of the window. 135 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,199 Why are you going through my bins? 136 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,719 Er, MY bins. Building a coffee table, 137 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,999 I've accidentally dropped a screw. 138 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,919 All right. Abs has never actually been inside my flat 139 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,879 and I want to present as the kind of person 140 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,199 who puts their cup somewhere predictable. 141 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,880 Yeah, ha-ha! 142 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,839 Nice screw. 143 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:47,039 Erm, do you think you could ask your mum to turn the telly down at night? 144 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,039 All I can hear is GB News from the floorboards. 145 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,759 I'm becoming right wing through osmosis. 146 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,199 Well, if I could, I would. 147 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,679 It's like having another teenager. 148 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,079 It's a good job you're going to be living together, then, innit? 149 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,839 Oh, it'll be fine once we have a moving in date. 150 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,919 And everyone knows high ceilings really absorb family tension. 151 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,840 Oh, yeah. Cos that really worked at Buckingham Palace. 152 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,239 MUFFLED TV PLAYS 153 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,079 OK. Right. Boat leaves at six, 154 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,999 limo arrives at five. 155 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,799 15 minutes for photo ops? 156 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,959 I'll tell make-up we need everyone ready at 4.30. 157 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,959 She's worked on Strictly so she'll understand deadlines. 158 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,879 Mummy, those crisps are for the pres. I'm only smelling them. 159 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,079 DOORBELL CHIMES 160 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,039 It's the guys! So exciting. 161 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,480 Please don't try and be cool, Mum. As if. 162 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,239 Mmm! 163 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,000 Hey-oh! 164 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,279 Strong nail game. Look at that! You should hear them texting. 165 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,719 It's like a 1950s typing pool. Hello. 166 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,719 Della, hug, hug, hug. Welcome back! 167 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,599 Oh, how were the high seas? 168 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,959 Have you seen Below Deck? No. 169 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,439 Well, that's that comparison fucked, then. 170 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,479 It's all right if we hang around to do photos, right? Hi. 171 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,879 Oh, it's a bit of a drop-off 172 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,159 cos I'm going to be hanging with the girls. Hey! 173 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,959 Hi. Hi. Uh... Hiya. 174 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,760 MUFFLED CHATTER INSIDE OK. 175 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:05,039 TV BLASTS CHEERING Mummy, it's very loud. 176 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,919 Mummy! Shall we turn that off now? 177 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,439 We've got guests. Mm-hm. 178 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,799 DOORBELL CHIMES Elaine's here with Sasha. 179 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,279 Can someone get that? You a tennis fan, Della? 180 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,679 Never watched it, never played it, 181 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,759 but it's produced some excellent lesbians, 182 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,399 so, yeah. Yeah. I'm a fan. 183 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,359 Amanda, babe, have you got any vino? 184 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,719 Erm... 185 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:24,039 OK. Yeah, I'm just about to take some drinks up to the girls, Fi, 186 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,879 but I think there's some wine in the fridge. 187 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,599 Ah, right. 188 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,719 That's Mummy's, drink that. 189 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,439 Ooh! I heard that. 190 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,079 It's so fun having Della back. Aw. 191 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,319 And I'm excited to take over as the breadwinner. 192 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,999 So I can't wait to tell her my sabbatical plan. 193 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,479 DOORBELL CHIMES Aw. 194 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,359 Fi, I think I might be needed now. OK. 195 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,199 Georgie, the make-up designer. 196 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,999 Hi, there. I'm Claire. Hello! I'm sorry I'm a tad late. 197 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,639 The traffic was a nightmare down from Birmingham. 198 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,959 Oh, for the Strictly tour? No, my parents live there, 199 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,959 and I'm crashing with them cos my house burnt down in a fire. 200 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:00,279 Note to self - don't light candles and fall asleep in the bath, ha-ha! 201 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,399 Right, where do you want me? Do you want to do it in my room? 202 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,279 Oh, sweetheart, I've got it all set up in here. 203 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,719 Er, actually, upstairs sounds good, 204 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,399 cos I could do with a bit of space for all my kit. 205 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,959 Oh, OK. I'm one of life's spreaders. 206 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,879 I'm a super spreader, you could say. SHE CHUCKLES 207 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,799 So if you can catch it, I'll get it. 208 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,199 I've only just shaken off conjunctivitis. 209 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,199 Great. Just up here? Erm, OK... Let's get cracking. 210 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,239 Will you be needing this, Claire? Oh, is that all right? 211 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,559 Sorry. Yeah, that's fine. It weighs a tonne. Yeah. 212 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,319 I slipped a disc last year. Is that OK? I've got it. 213 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,479 Can you manage? Yes! Yes. 214 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,919 So exciting! 215 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,319 Hello... MUFFLED CHATTER 216 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,039 OK. 217 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,239 Ooh! Loving the vibe. 218 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,279 I'll just pop this... Oh, yeah. Brilliant. ..here, 219 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,239 and I thought maybe I could lend a hand with the hair. 220 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,479 So I'm going to need a plug for my straighteners. 221 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,959 Oh, that'd be nice. Mum, could we get some drinks, please? 222 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,999 Oh! Er... Oh, wait. Yeah, no, I'm actually quite thirsty. 223 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,479 Could we? 224 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,959 Can I get a drink, too? 225 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,279 Oh, yes. Yes, sure. Of course. 226 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,999 Mocktails coming right up. Yep. 227 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,079 Thank you. Don't do anything fun without me. 228 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,279 Just here, I'll... 229 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,879 COMMENTARY ON TV 230 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,319 PHONE BUZZES 231 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,640 Oh, who's calling me? 232 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,559 Hello, Amanda speaking. 233 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:09,079 Oh, hello. It's Tony here from PoshnClassyLimosandCoaches.com. 234 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,879 Hi. Listen, bit of bad news, I'm afraid, my darlin'. 235 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,679 Our driver has just come down with a migraine. 236 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,799 These cocktails are off. 237 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,279 They're not. They're just non-alcoholic. 238 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:18,719 Sorry, what has this got to do with me? 239 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,559 Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel. 240 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,799 What?! No, you can't cancel. 241 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,879 I need that limo. It's my daughter's prom. 242 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,119 I'm sorry, but we just don't have a driver 243 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,879 who can handle a vehicle of that length. 244 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,999 Now, listen, I don't usually do this because I am 245 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,559 a very modest super influencer, 246 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,999 but my Insta, Senuous, is followed by a lot of influential people 247 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,239 who could definitely afford to hire limos, albeit ironically. 248 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:43,679 And all I need to do is post that you cancelled at the last minute, 249 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:48,079 and, well, that's going to be seen by a lot of powerful eyeballs. 250 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,959 And you are going to rue the day. 251 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,279 Amanda? Yes? 252 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,639 I'll sort it. 253 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,520 Oh, OK. Thank you. 254 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,199 All right. 255 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,679 Mummy, please turn the volume down. 256 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,679 And have you got your phone on you in case the estate agent calls? 257 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,039 Oh, nag, nag, nag. I'm not a child, you know. 258 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,959 OK, well, stop acting like one. 259 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,479 Right, drinks time! Ooh! 260 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,839 Nope, not for you. 261 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,599 Girls. It's mocktail o'clocktail! 262 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,719 Oh, God! 263 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,799 Guess who didn't put the lid on the glitter! 264 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,799 Don't worry, I've got more in the car. 265 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,960 Ha-ha, ha! 266 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,600 Girls, only me! 267 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,959 Who wants a Smooch On The Beach? 268 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,919 I think you're going to have to take it off and start again, George. 269 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,679 It's awful. 270 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,719 What's wrong? 271 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:36,839 Oh. 272 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,559 The make-up designer is so bad, Mum. 273 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,359 She's made me look really old. 274 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,399 She didn't even know what contouring was. 275 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,479 We had to show her a YouTube video. 276 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,879 No. What? She's worked on Strictly. 277 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,159 Yeah. She did Bill Bailey. 278 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,559 Damn it. Please, can you ask her to leave, Mum? 279 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,639 She's going to make us look like middle-aged receptionists. 280 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,279 I can't. I've paid for her, and she's driven all the way 281 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,880 from Birmingham. And she's so nice. Please, Mum. 282 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,199 Yeah, it... She does... You do look hideous, my love. 283 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,479 I'm sorry. 284 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,999 I'll sort it. 285 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,879 OK. I've cleaned the bathroom, I've done the kitchen. 286 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,519 Erm, does it smell in here? Yeah. It reeks of Febreze and bleach. 287 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,839 Oh, right. Great. 288 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,639 There's a lot more space in here. 289 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,359 Have you had a wall taken out? 290 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,719 Er, no. I just put all the vinyls in the shed 291 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,599 to create a bit of space, you know? 292 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,239 Which reminds me, do not let Abs in the summer house. 293 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,959 It's a tip, and anyone who's got a beer 294 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,559 can use one of the coasters, please. 295 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,959 Since when did you use coasters? 296 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,599 Since today. It's a new table. I don't want to get marks on it. 297 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,199 KNOCKING AT DOOR 298 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,360 Oh, shit, they're here. 299 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,199 Hey! Come in. Welcome. 300 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,199 Only us. Everyone decent? JJ CHUCKLES 301 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,199 Hey, JJ. You all right, Mum? 302 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,319 Hi, baby. Wow! 303 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,479 Yeah. So this is where the magic happens, hey? 304 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,639 Oh, yeah. Of course. You've never been here. 305 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,959 No, no, I haven't been inside. No. 306 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,599 Ah. I came to your old place above the barbers 307 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,919 that was definitely a money laundering front. 308 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,439 Can I use your bog? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 309 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,760 Straight through. Great. Yeah. 310 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,639 Hey, JJ, you want a beer? 311 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,039 Oh, sure. Coaster. 312 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,559 Oh, ha. One shouldn't hurt. Ha! 313 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,439 JJ, man! Catch. 314 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,800 Yes. Thank you. I just cleaned the floor. 315 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,679 Hmm. 316 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,079 MUFFLED CHATTER 317 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,079 Ah, just the person I was looking for. 318 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,319 I've only got a parking ticket! Oh, no. Oh, classic me. 319 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,599 Is everything all right? 320 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,079 TV BLASTS IN BACKGROUND Yes. Terrific. 321 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,639 Really, really good. Oh, good. 322 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,039 Er... Sorry, hang on. 323 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,199 Mummy, it's very loud. Turn it down. 324 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,479 Oh, God. 325 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,599 Er, tell you what, we're having such a laugh up there. 326 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,439 Those young ladies, they're a real hoot. 327 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,719 Reminds me of when I used to work with Carole Smillie. Aw! 328 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,919 And your Georgie, she's so polite! 329 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,519 She's a real credit to you, Amanda. 330 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,919 Oh, thanks. 331 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,039 So, I know we talked about you doing the full three hours. 332 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,039 Oh, listen, I'm happy to do more. 333 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,719 Er... I'm just so pleased to be here. 334 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,120 This is my first gig back since I finished chemo, so... 335 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,679 Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, God. 336 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,839 Erm... Well, I was thinking that... 337 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:12,559 Mmm. ..erm, maybe the girls could just do their own thang. 338 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,719 Are they not happy? 339 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,799 No, not at all. They love it! 340 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,279 They love it. Yeah, yeah, they love it. 341 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:22,959 No, no, I just thought, erm, er, that it was a... 342 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,239 It's a bit unfair of them hogging you all to themselves. 343 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,959 And I know that the other parents would love a go, too. 344 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:33,400 So we can all look good for the photos as well. 345 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,599 Oh! AMANDA CHUCKLES 346 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,199 Of course! 347 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,279 That's so sweet. Oh, no. 348 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,759 Yeah, listen, I'll grab some more brushes. OK, yeah. 349 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,519 And then I'll give this lot a once-over. OK. 350 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,800 Hey, shall I start on you, mmm? Tease that jawline out? Eh? 351 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,879 Amanda's so nice letting you go first. 352 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,399 I feel like a princess. BOTH CHUCKLE 353 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,319 I've never had a makeover before. 354 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,999 Don't you start. You'll get me going. 355 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,440 I'm so sorry. 356 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,919 Good news. 357 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,279 I managed to ditch daggy old Claire. 358 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,879 So here I am to lend a hand. 359 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,359 That's really nice of you, but, erm, GanGan's helping us out. 360 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,279 Oh. What? 361 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,479 I used to be a model, so I'm virtually a professional. 362 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,079 Well, for your information, I actually could have been a model. 363 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,919 No, you couldn't have been a model. You've got your father's shoulders. 364 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,439 It's all good, Mum. We'll be down in a minute. 365 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,640 Love you. 366 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,279 OK, who's for a top up? 367 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,359 ALL FUSSING 368 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,319 Busted! Mummy! 369 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,919 What do you think you're doing?! 370 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,959 It's just a tiny tipple. Relax. 371 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,639 I said no booze. My roof, my rules. 372 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,959 For now. Amanda, the limo's here! 373 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,719 Thank God. 374 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,200 You may be a model, but you are no role model. 375 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,079 I'll be right back. Oh, wow. 376 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,999 I am loving the Barbara Cartlands, babe. 377 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,959 I'll have a go next. Don't blink with your eyelids. 378 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,839 You'll get glued together! THEY LAUGH 379 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,599 HORN HONKS Tony. Hi. Amanda! 380 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,919 Yes, hello. Oh, can I just say... Yeah. Yeah. 381 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,440 ...big fan of your underwear. 382 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,399 OK, erm, we're not quite ready, 383 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,959 so if you could just do a lap of the block 384 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,159 and I'll give you a call when I'm ready. 385 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,359 Do you know how long you're going to be? 386 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,159 Because I've got to get back to the switchboard, so... Not... 387 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,199 Not long. Not long. But just take the first left 388 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,839 and you can do a loop around the block. 389 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,279 Well, that does look a bit tight. 390 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,239 I don't usually drive the limo. 391 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,039 It's... It's fine. Just keep circling. 392 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,079 Well, we do need to leave soon, though! 393 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,559 You're the professional, Claire. 394 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,919 Make me look gorgeous. Oh, what fun! 395 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,999 You're my favourite sort of client! 396 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,159 Right, I'm thinking something really funky. 397 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,239 It's so lovely to have you back. 398 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,759 I've got a rather interesting plan I'd love to pass by you, 399 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,599 if that's all right? Sorry, bab. Can you just keep still? 400 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,039 I'm going to start on your lips. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Ha. 401 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,079 I'll go first. I have something to say to you as well. 402 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,239 DELLA INHALES, EXHALES 403 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:46,119 So the investors behind the cruise were really impressed... Mm-hm. 404 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,679 ...with what I did. Uh-huh. 405 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,279 And, erm, and long story short, 406 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,559 they've offered me my own restaurant. 407 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,759 Oh! Ooh! Really?! 408 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,759 Where's that, then? In London? 409 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,999 No, er... 410 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,759 In Miami! Oh. Wow! 411 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,159 Fi, Fi, can you just hold still? 412 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,439 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 413 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,519 I mean, the weather is great all year round, 414 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,119 and we can easily get a pet passport for Bobby. 415 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,239 Wow. Oh. That's so fancy. 416 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,599 I'd love to go to Miami. 417 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,639 I've never been, but I've seen CSI Miami... 418 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,159 Ahh! Oh, my God, are you OK? Oh, oh, oh! 419 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,999 I picked up the hot end of the hair straighteners, oh, again! 420 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,280 Oh, when will I learn? 421 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,119 Oh, I can't believe how handsome you look. 422 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,719 I'm going to send these to all the Pats. Ha-ha. 423 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,399 Now get behind me and hold the bump. 424 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,559 Oh, my... What? No, that's weird. DOOR OPENS 425 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,039 Erm, sit on my knee? 426 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,679 No! Oh, I know. 427 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,639 Why don't we press our cheeks together? Mum! 428 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,119 This is getting creepy now. 429 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,199 SHUTTER CLICKS 430 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,479 Jesus, is it that time already?! I have to go to the boat. 431 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,199 It leaves at six. Don't be late. Thank God. 432 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,439 Bye, Anne. 433 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,319 MUFFLED PARTY CLAMOUR 434 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:52,079 Listen, sorry if I was a bit of a party pooper back then, 435 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,799 but to make up for it, 436 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,439 I wondered if you wanted to borrow my shoes. 437 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,479 Oh, my gosh, thank you so much. 438 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,359 I'm a very petite size nine, so I'm sure you can make them work. 439 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,559 I love them. Aw! 440 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,159 Why don't you wear the sliders on board to save your arches? Yeah? 441 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,199 I love you. I love you. Thank you. 442 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,479 Oh, and if it's cool with you and the squad, 443 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,800 maybe I can come in just for the finishing touches. 444 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,440 Come on. OK. 445 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,199 PHONE BUZZES 446 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,799 Oh, what now? 447 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,559 Ugh. 448 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,680 Yes? 449 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,719 What? 450 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,359 There you go. Ha. 451 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,799 Oh, boys! 452 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,439 That's a lot of aftershave, huh? 453 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,639 Right, where's your mum? 454 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,719 Well, she's in Luton. 455 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,279 Sorry, you mean Abs, don't you? 456 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,199 Er, I think she's in the garden. 457 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,519 Hold that. Shit! 458 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,800 I told you not to let her near the shed! 459 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,039 Ahem. 460 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,399 Famous shed. 461 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,359 Yeah, technically, it's a... It's a summerhouse. 462 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,880 Yeah, normally, we keep the vinyl in... 463 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,239 Not in here. Mmm. 464 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,840 So it feels bigger and, erm... 465 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,199 All right. Look, Abs, I see you poking around with your judgy looks. 466 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,639 My flat's not huge and the phone reception's shit 467 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,839 and half of Ned's bedroom is in the back garden. 468 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,999 But it's a nice flat, 469 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,599 and the neighbours are lovely, and we like it here. 470 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,960 So stop behaving like... 471 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,199 SHE CHUCKLES 472 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,439 What? You're such a tit. 473 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,119 What I was thinking was, 474 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,039 "Holy shit. Mal's sorted his life out." 475 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,119 You've got a toilet roll on the thingy. 476 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,279 You've got two types of sugar. 477 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,359 You've built a fucking den. 478 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,119 Technically, it's a summerhouse. 479 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,159 Yeah, well, it's remarkable for a man 480 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,519 who used to use a sock as a wallet. HE SCOFFS 481 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,320 No, you're like a fully functioning human being, mate. 482 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,079 And you're a really, really, really great dad. 483 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,519 And, yeah, I just never thought I'd say it, 484 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,520 but you've nailed being a grown-up. 485 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,480 Thanks. Yeah. 486 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,240 I hope it's OK for me to say this, but, um... 487 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,159 ...us not being married any more is definitely... 488 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,680 I totally agree. 489 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,920 THEY LAUGH 490 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,439 JJ GRUNTS, ABS LAUGHS 491 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,080 Love you guys. 492 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,599 Are you pissed, JJ? 493 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,920 Yep. Yeah! 494 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,319 Erm, why are we all hugging in my shed? 495 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,639 Oh, my God. Oh, my... 496 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,199 Look! Look at this handsome young man. 497 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,759 Get in here, man. You look amazing! 498 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,079 Lady killer! Yeah! I can't move. 499 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,519 Oi, you lot. The limo's here. Are we going or what? 500 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,240 Are you OK? Mm-hm. 501 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,240 Wow, right? Oh, my God. 502 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,519 Open jacket, please. 503 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,959 Anything in there? 504 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,799 Nothing. Nothing, OK. 505 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,719 On you go. Hello. 506 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,959 SCANNER WHIRS 507 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,639 Hi. Can you open your purse, please? 508 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,999 Turn around. 509 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,239 Sorry, what is that? 510 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,159 Water. 511 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,839 Good, you're staying hydrated. That's great. 512 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,159 On you go. 513 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,079 Open your bag. 514 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,959 Tony, please! It's not as simple as that, Amanda! 515 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,519 It was a... That's like so much space. 516 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,759 I've just scraped it in there. 517 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,719 It's just... It's really unfortunate. 518 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,399 OVERLAPPING SPEECH I can't believe you got it stuck. 519 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,279 I normally just man the phones. 520 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,639 How...? What's going on? 521 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,279 Tony has got the limo stuck 522 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,999 and they are literally going to miss the boat. 523 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,399 The girls are coming down, Mandy! 524 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,239 Oh, my God! Move the car! 525 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,679 How? I can't change physics. 526 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,559 It's like, God... CAR HORN HONKS 527 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,279 Just... Great. Yes. That's all I need. 528 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,359 That's what I need! Move your limo, you're blocking the street. 529 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,199 CAR HORN DROWNS OUT CHATTER 530 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,919 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, sweetheart! 531 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,719 Babe, you look amazing. 532 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,239 Doesn't she look stunning? 533 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,760 You look so beautiful, babe. Aw! 534 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,079 What's happening with the limo? 535 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,079 Oh, God. We're not going to be late, are we? 536 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,159 If I... Tony, we have to get to the prom. Right. Hold my wine. 537 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,879 We don't have time for this, please! What are you doing? 538 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,319 Sorting shit out. 539 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,639 I drive a 15-year-old transit with a knackered clutch. 540 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,239 BICKERING CONTINUES This should be a piece of piss. 541 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,599 It's stuck, Amanda! Oi, matey. Give me the keys. 542 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,559 OK. Hurry up! We're late. Hurry up! 543 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,119 Hey, you in the black car! Back up. 544 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,639 OK, Tony. Out of the way! I... Out of the way! 545 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,359 TONY SPLUTTERS Your missus is a boss lady now. 546 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,759 What? She can reverse park like a demon. 547 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,239 Are we talking about the same Fiona? 548 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,480 Oh, yes. 549 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,840 Mind the bollard! Mind the bollard! 550 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:40,879 CHEERING 551 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,239 Here you go, mate. 552 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,200 CHEERING CONTINUES Nice! 553 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,279 Bloody hell. Who is this new woman? HORN HONKS 554 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,319 Go, you're late! You're late! You're late! Go, go, go! 555 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,879 OK, love you. Photos...! 556 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,959 I love you! 557 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,559 Mum, we really need to go. 558 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,159 God! Just a sec. Just a sec. 559 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,039 Mum, you take it! Oh, no! 560 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,839 How does this thing work? Just take it, Mummy, quickly! 561 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,479 Mum, we've got to go. We've got to go. 562 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,359 We don't have time, Amanda! Go, go, go! 563 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,959 SQUEALING 564 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,799 Enjoy yourselves! This only happens once. 565 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,079 Bye-bye! See you! 566 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,479 See you, mate. Thanks very much! 567 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,919 Bye, darling! Have a lovely prom. Have a good time! 568 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,639 Bye! 569 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,999 Just wish I'd had a bit more time with them. 570 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,919 Right, who else wants to get a makeover? 571 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,759 Oh, no, someone's left their bag. 572 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,839 Oh, no. 573 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,759 Whose are these? Oh, God, they're Georgie's. 574 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,479 She's wearing sliders. You can't wear sliders to the prom. 575 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,519 This is a nightmare. Oh... 576 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,879 Right, get in the van. 577 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,759 Come on. Come on! 578 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,199 Oh, God. Will we make it? 579 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,359 Well, there's only one way to find out. 580 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,680 ENGINE IGNITES Let's go. 581 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,000 DULL THUD Oh... Oh! 582 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,919 I think we just backed into Claire. 583 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,279 I'm fine. I'm fine. 584 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,679 Sorry. It was my fault anyway. 585 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,720 She's fine. OK. Go, go, go! 586 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,319 SCANNER WHIRS 587 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,879 SHE CLEARS THROAT 588 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,879 What are these? 589 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,080 Antacids. 590 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,879 Do you get the...? 591 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,199 Oh, God, it's terrible. Yeah, me too. It's a scourge. 592 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,399 Go on. In you go. Have a good night. 593 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,799 Hi. Sorry. Can we hurry this up a bit, please, Darius's mum? 594 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,879 It's just the boat driver wants to take off. OK. Cool. 595 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,640 THEY LAUGH, MUSIC BLASTS 596 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,719 Honestly, the one time they're not glued to their phones. 597 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,479 Oh, shit! 598 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,319 Mal, it's 5.49. 599 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,919 How do we stop the boat? 600 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,679 Well, there is one person you could call. 601 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,959 PHONE BUZZES 602 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,759 Hi, Amanda. Everything OK? 603 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,759 Anne, you have to delay the boat. 604 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,079 But we're nearly all aboard. Georgie has forgotten her shoes 605 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,599 and I need to bring them to her. 606 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,919 Please, Anne, we're nearly there. 607 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,199 Leave it with me. 608 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,479 Thank you. 609 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,720 You know what, lads? 610 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,280 I don't think I've searched you thoroughly enough. 611 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,359 My God, this whole stupid afternoon has been an absolute flop. 612 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:11,119 What? Kids had a great time. 613 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,919 Yeah, but I didn't get to join in. 614 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,919 Not that Georgie wanted me there anyway. 615 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,319 Georgie's finding her groove. Mmm. 616 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,079 You should be proud. 617 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,079 Getting her ready to fly the nest like your mum got you ready. 618 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,439 And now here I am, moving back in with her. 619 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,639 Well, for what it's worth, 620 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,800 I'm going to miss you. 621 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,559 Oh, my God, there it is! There it is, Mal. 622 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,439 That's the turning. Yep, I got it. 623 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,959 INDISTINCT CHATTER 624 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,999 Five minutes. Let's go. Oh, my God. Let's go. 625 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,359 I forgot my shoes. I forgot my shoes! 626 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,199 Oh, my God. What am I going to do? I can't go to prom in sliders! 627 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,199 OK, OK. I mean, they look good. Oh! 628 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,680 Does anyone know where I can turn around? 629 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,120 No! Oh, my God, you're kidding me! HORNS HONKING 630 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,079 All right, the limousine is stuck again, 631 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,639 but it's just a couple of hundred yards away. 632 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,879 If you sprint, you might just make it. Right. 633 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,639 The door! 634 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,559 Madam, we really need to go. 635 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,239 Don't touch me! Don't touch me! I'm pregnant. 636 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,479 Georgie, is there any sign of your mum? 637 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,919 Because I don't think I can hang on any longer. 638 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,159 No. OK, we should get on the boat, George. 639 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,359 Don't worry. If your heels don't arrive, 640 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,639 some of the best times of my life have been had in comfortable shoes. 641 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,279 Georgie! 642 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,119 Oh, my God, is that your mum? 643 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,359 There she is. 644 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,479 Georgie! Hold the boat! 645 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,079 CHEERING 646 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,919 I've got your shoes! 647 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,799 Amanda! Amanda! Amanda! 648 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,880 Mum, hurry up! CHANTING CONTINUES 649 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,039 Just... Sorry. 650 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,079 Oh! 651 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,479 SHE COUGHS 652 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,559 That's vodka. 653 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,159 What? Oh, no... 654 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,959 Thank you so much. My darling! I love you! All aboard! Come on! 655 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,839 Quick! I love you. Thanks, Mum. 656 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,279 My sweetheart, have the most wonderful prom. 657 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,559 And try not to spill any sticky drinks on those shoes, please. 658 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,759 I won't. They're satin. 659 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,079 Just get on the boat. BOAT HORN BLARES 660 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,799 And three, two, one... 661 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,279 CHEERING 662 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,919 These are so hard to walk in. 663 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,320 I'm going back to sliders. 664 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,639 Mum! I'll stick with the flats. 665 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,880 Catch! 666 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,279 Doesn't matter! 667 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,319 Have the best time, my sweetheart. 668 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,800 Thanks. 669 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,559 Anne, quick! I can still see them. 670 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,399 Can you swim? I mean, I've got my 20m. 671 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,160 BOAT HORN BLARES 672 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,199 I'm absolutely gasping. 673 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,879 Can you believe our baby's gone to prom? 674 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,319 It's mad, innit? 675 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,479 Do you know, I can't take anything that you're saying seriously 676 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,999 with that make-up on. I asked for a Kardashian. 677 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,319 Ha-ha! Well, you got Fanny Cradock. 678 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,560 Ha-ha. 679 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,640 Nice driving back there. 680 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,999 I've never seen you take charge like that before. 681 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,239 I'm a dog walker now. Mm-hm. 682 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,879 What I say goes. 683 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,400 Ask the dogs. 684 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,840 You don't want to move, do you? 685 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,280 Not really. Huh. 686 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,040 I mean, you know I love you... 687 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,319 ...but this is the first time in years I feel settled, 688 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,199 and Morts has got sixth form and we've got friends. 689 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:22,600 And I'm not just jealous wife Fi, I'm utterly barking Fi now. 690 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,079 I'm going to say no to the offer. 691 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,879 No, no. Go to Miami, babe. 692 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,000 You've got to do it. 693 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,600 But we're going to stay here. 694 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,479 We've made it work for the last year. 695 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,800 We can do a bit longer. 696 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,480 I'm going to take these eyelashes off. 697 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,319 Hello! 698 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,799 Is everyone gone now? Well, nearly. 699 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,879 The make-up lady's upstairs washing her brushes. 700 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,519 Oh, God. She's still here. 701 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,280 How did it go? Well... 702 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,879 ...Georgie got her photo, 703 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,839 and then my shoes fell in the Thames. 704 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,439 Oh. Well, that's what being a mother is about in the end. 705 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,399 Emergencies and cheerleading. Yes. 706 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,079 I think you're doing fantastically. 707 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,759 Oh, Mummy. Mm-hm. 708 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,919 The estate agent called, by the way, 709 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,920 and we officially exchange on Monday. 710 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,320 Mummy... 711 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,880 ...I don't think we should move in together. 712 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,199 Oh! 713 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,079 What a relief. I couldn't agree more. 714 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,319 Oh, Mummy! 715 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,639 Really? Oh! I think we'd kill each other. 716 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,319 Georgian proportions aren't worth the jail time. 717 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,439 Let's just stick to being mother and daughter and not roommates. 718 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,400 Yes. Aw. 719 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,239 Oh, Mummy, do you think you'll lose the deposit, though? 720 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,999 Well, no, because I'm still going to buy the house. 721 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,119 I just don't think you should live there with me. 722 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,919 Wait, what? But... 723 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,319 But that's my house. 724 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,559 Well, it's my house now, darling. 725 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,399 And we're going to be neighbours. 726 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,599 And if you ever want to pop in for a coffee, 727 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,399 my door will always be open. 728 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,239 Right! That's me done. 729 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,759 Honestly, I've had the best time. 730 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,879 I can't thank you enough. Thanks, Claire. 731 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,799 Really, I've just had the loveliest after... 732 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,360 CLAIRE SHOUTS, THUDDING 733 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,720 I'm fine!